Jack: O_O....OUO I fixed my branch! Me: WHOOO!!! YEAH! Go Jack! Jack: Who are you? Me: Spirit of courage. I fly around the world making people more confident in themselves. Some people can see me, so I shapeshift into a native animal. Today I was in Germany, Greenland, and Australia. In Australia I mess with the Easter Bunny a bit in his cool underground lair. What did YOU do today, Jack? Jack:.........Made my magic stick glow. OUO
Okay, just some Sexual Innuendo 101. When you make a comparison of an item to your penis, you have to make sure it sticks out straight from the handle to the tip. That's how Merida can get away with telling a man she wants him to put his arrow into her bow (as unbelievably cheesy as that line is). The item can't be curved right at the end or the metaphor is no longer accurate. This same mistake has been made with the same sort of comparison of Felix's "Magic Hammer" (from Wreck it Ralph).
YA DON"T SAY. it's very shiny.....and pretty.......and....and........GIVE ME THE GODDAMN STICK!!!! IT"S MINE!!!! YOU CAN"T HAVE IT!!!!!! IT"S TOO SHIMY AND PRETTY!!!! Kira: HAILEY SNAP OUT OF IT!!!! (whacks me on the head) Mestaggers) ....ow.